心灵客栈 - 哈哈哈 http://xlkezhan.com/forum/ zh_CN 哈哈哈 (reply) http://xlkezhan.com/forum/index.php?id=571648 http://xlkezhan.com/forum/index.php?id=571648 Tue, 21 Jan 2020 15:12:24 +0000 笑话连篇 Big-apple 都很在理。 (reply) http://xlkezhan.com/forum/index.php?id=571443 http://xlkezhan.com/forum/index.php?id=571443 Tue, 14 Jan 2020 20:29:57 +0000 笑话连篇 春之歌 牛段子~~~~ <div class="post-header-container" style="position: relative; z-index: 100; padding: 30px 0px; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;Source Han Sans SC&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans CJK SC&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">
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<div class="pTag" style="line-height: 2em; margin: 10px 0px; word-break: break-word; font-size: 17px;"><span style="line-height:2em">一个的士司机说:&ldquo;如果找十几个20岁左右的死刑犯,让他们练四年足球,然后他们踢世界杯,出线了就出狱,出不了拉回来枪毙,中国足球一准儿出线!&rdquo;</span></div>

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<div class="pTag" style="line-height: 2em; margin: 10px 0px; word-break: break-word; font-size: 17px;"><span style="line-height:2em">司机想了想说:&ldquo;情人节和清明节是一样的,都是送花送吃的。</span></div>

<div class="pTag" style="line-height: 2em; margin: 10px 0px; word-break: break-word; font-size: 17px;"><span style="line-height:2em">区别在于:情人节烧真钱,说一堆鬼话给人听,清明节烧假钱,说一堆人话给鬼听&hellip;&rdquo;</span></div>

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<div class="pTag" style="line-height: 2em; margin: 10px 0px; word-break: break-word; font-size: 17px;"><span style="line-height:2em">老农说:很简单,你今天和她睡了,明天还想和她睡,这就是爱情;你今天和她睡了,明天还得和她睡,这就是婚姻。</span></div>

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